Do you think I can summarize my life in 250 words? Let’s see if it’s possible, shall we??
Born in the early 80s, turning 30 this year (Golden Birthday yo!). From Owatonna, Minnesota. Worked since age 14. Violinist since the 3rd grade. Average student. Went to college, dropped out. Went to college again, dropped out. Got tattooed and pierced. Joined the Air Force. Loved it. Medical discharge, sucked. Moved to San Antonio, became a badass bartender. Met my future husband. Became a drug user and alcoholic. Ran naked down the beach at 4am and jumped into the ocean. Quit drugs. Got pregnant, moved back to Minnesota. Had a daughter. Got married. Skydived. Moved to Arizona. Had another daughter. Had another daughter. Having another daughter. Started a business. Rocking out in East Mesa. Word.