In honor of the new season of Mad Men starting on the 25th, I thought I would have a little fun and bring you guys my personal Mad Men Edition of Eff, Marry, Kill.
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So here are my choices!
Eff: Roger Sterling
Seriously, Roger Sterling is so sexy. I just cannot explain it. I would ravage him until he cried for mercy, or died from a heart attack. Oh, snap!
Marry: Donald Draper
I love a man who needs fixing. Betty was just awful and even when Don confessed everything she acted like the selfish little prima donna that she is. Also, I don’t like the secretary chick, teaching the kids French. Like French even matters! I would teach your kids Spanish, Don, because I would know it’s more important! I would give you everything you need so you wouldn’t ever feel the urge to stray. I am your Ultimate Woman, Don!
Kill: Pete Campbell
Honestly, there wasn’t anyone in particular I would like to kill, but Pete would be the closest, simply because I wish he was with Peggy rather than his wife. Stupid Pete. I wish Pete knew about Peggy’s baby! Argh!
So. Who would YOU eff, marry and kill?