Me: I’m so on crack tonight, I swear
Adam: I could tell
Me: Like a funny stick was shoved up my ass
Adam: Did you like the stick up your ass?
Adam: I bet you did
Me: And I almost pressed enter without realizing I had typed FUCK as opposed to FUNNY
Me: That was a Freudian slip if ever I almost had one and corrected it and then told you I corrected it
Adam: Interesting logic dumbass